Rick for President

This is my friend Rick Chacone from Uptown Bill's. He is not a politician. He is superman - you can tell by the T-Shirt he is wearing.

Unfortunately our president is a politician. He is not superman. He does not have the right T-Shirt.

Our president is also a poet. The following poem is made up of actual quotes by our President. You can verify this by checking on http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!